Anonymous asked: do you have any cool baking tips
smoke a weed and you will surely get baked
*ME AVOIDING RESPONSIBILITIES*
God I love Nancy
three layer quesapizza
someone reblogged this and added #husband material and i don’t know if they’re talking about me or my three layer quesapizza
Your friends behind your back when you’re talking to the boy you like.
Song of the Day Sep. 3rd 2013: Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
this fucked me up
Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
"Mom, Dad…I’m coming out…
OF MY CAGE AND IM DOING JUST FINE “
I never fucking get tired of this post.
Fuck is Christmas.
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